Bernie Sanders has been in the game for a while and he knows how to win our capitalist hearts that is why he is running a Black Friday deal for his campaign. Every dollar donated to his campaign earns you points towards "bernie bucks" which can then be cashed in for various prizes such as free health care for a year or a free Ben and Jerry's ice cream cone. This will only be happening through Black Friday so get your "bernie bucks" now!
Everyone loves prizes! Donate to Bernie Sanders today to win something you definitely should already rights to have! Like a livable wage or matching curtains! Its a new era of Bernie Sanders! He has paired up with Disney+, the Koch brother and many more to bring straight to the white house.
"I finally could buy a boat!" Bernie says from the top of his campaign boat. Bernie is hoping to take the NH Primary by firing tee shirts from a rocket cannon with various sponsors. He will fire them form his boat off the coast of Hampton beach. Bernie really knows the way into his audiences heart. Even with all this new information he is still a better choice than Pete Buttigeig!
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