Baby Yoda is the Only Thing I Care About

The new Star Wars television show called the "Mandalorian" has hit America in the face with its faceless lead who hunts the galaxy for his next bounty, but none of that really matters because the only thing that matters about this dialogue void western space show is Baby Yoda. This is the cutest form of capitalism that could ever exist and I am no doubt despondent whenever that adorable alien form is not on screen. Baby Yoda has captured the hearts of America and has created such an overwhelming amount of meme that my heart literally cannot take it. Baby Yoda is the only thing I can think of during finals week. The grace, the beauty, the force is strong with this little one and almost ruins the concept of the whole show because the only thing I care about is that green little puppet that gives me life.

Baby Yoda has made me forget everything that is wrong with the world. Disney has really out done themselves this time. Just when you think you have relinquished that childlike wonder that makes you spend much dollar signs, they pull you right back into the trap. I am not even mad about it, that's how much I love Baby Yoda.

Bernie Sanders is Doing a Black Friday Deal

Bernie Sanders has been in the game for a while and he knows how to win our capitalist hearts that is why he is running a Black Friday deal for his campaign. Every dollar donated to his campaign earns you points towards "bernie bucks" which can then be cashed in for various prizes such as free health care for a year or a free Ben and Jerry's ice cream cone. This will only be happening through Black Friday so get your "bernie bucks" now!

Everyone loves prizes! Donate to Bernie Sanders today to win something you definitely should already rights to have! Like a livable wage or matching curtains! Its a new era of Bernie Sanders! He has paired up with Disney+, the Koch brother and many more to bring straight to the white house.

"I finally could buy a boat!" Bernie says from the top of his campaign boat. Bernie is hoping to take the NH Primary by firing tee shirts from a rocket cannon with various sponsors. He will fire them form his boat off the coast of Hampton beach. Bernie really knows the way into his audiences heart. Even with all this new information he is still a better choice than Pete Buttigeig!

I Didn't Feel Like *Trying* to Be Funny Today

Some days you just wake up and want to write about your feelings. Sometimes the real news is just something that makes sense to you. I mean that's why I have always wanted to write to make sense of something. Sometimes I am not really sure what I am trying to make sense of. I write for a work a little bit and I write in my free-time a little bit, but sometimes it just feels different and I don't really know why I was writing about other stuff before then. Passion is a hard thing to wrangle on demand, but when it comes it keeps you up all night listening to Miles Davis and trying to draw whatever is in your head on paper. *Note I said trying. That is when I realize that this is why I am alive to feel this. Yes, I will work and write school assignments and analyze what Shakespeare *really* meant when he had Othello murder his wife, but nothing is like this strange feeling I get on days when the snow is crashing down and I need to feel something. All I know is this blog is me attempting be something and I wanted this post to be about me, so here we go:

- I don't like being defined by money or age.
- My favorite book is most of them.
- I have worked since I was 14.
- College is either the best choice I have ever made or the worst and I am still not sure which yet.
- I've always done okay in school, but rarely cared about math, or science, even English.
- I never thought I was particularly good at anything, but not necessarily bad either.
- I am very susceptible to short feel good moments which is why I smoked (cigs), over ate, and spent too much money at music events.

There you have it my moody excuse for not being funny and giving random personal facts about me. I applied to graduate yesterday, scary stuff. I guess I a just thinking about what I have really done in the past four years. I think the answer is just destroy my body- fix my body- and learn bunches about things I will most likely forget probably before I finish paying off my student loans. Bright side is that I probably wouldn't change any of it.