Thursday, November 21, 2019

Winter Is Coming



Recently turned New Englander here and I am concerned for the ever present change to winter. As a Southern California resident for my entire life I have never seen winter and am frankly terrified. When do the white walkers come?

Do New Englander's just live in little huts when the first snow falls? Are there dragons. I have no idea what to expect and every time I am in the office Deborah just says “Oh, Just you wait! You baby man!” I am frankly lost as what is to come for the upcoming snow. Do they purge? Will I be murdered in the street? How much milk and bread will I need? Every time a snow storm is on the news there is never any milk and bread left in the grocery store! Why? It’s so perishable!

For the upcoming winter I have prepared myself with the following items:
Chainsaw
Shovel?
Light saber?

I honestly don’t know what’s going to happen and Deborah really didn’t help. Please send someone.



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