Millennials are Killing the Doorbell Industry

Doorbell sales are at an all time low as new generation ( generation X) is texting "here" rather than going up to the door and ringing the bell.

The sales of doorbells are going down at an alarming rate every year, how will people solicit politics or religion at your door without a doorbell?! We have a comment from a child who does not use a doorbell:

" I just don't feel the need to make a noise at the door when I can text my friend before entering his house. I don't want to see anyone else in the house. I text instead of ring the bell out of the slight possibility that my friend's dad will answer the door and I will have to make small talk." says twelve year old Ben from up the road.

Doorbells are an important part of society and we cannot have gen-x and gen-z ruining it for everyone else. They already obliterated the napkin, diamond, and housing industry. What is next? Oh when will the horror end?!

President Donald Trump Slays the Twitter Game

 As we all know our current president is a twitter god. With tweets like:

My goodness what a funny, intelligent, and witty remark! Our current president is slaying the twitter game and taking names. It seems that almost everyday he has something to say to brighten every one's day. Man is this guy the definition of happy and positive! He is the first president ever we have had the pleasure to know what he is thinking at times like 3 AM!

Our president is always kind and fair on twitter and cares about everyone in this country and has good faith in our legislation with tweets such as this:

Now those are the words of a man who has a lot of faith in his country! Not only that, but he is so great at keeping corruption out of his country, he tweeted out just days ago his great ability to keep corruption out because it is his duty!

There you have it folks our president is straight- up slaying these homies on twitter. He is easily the greatest tweeting president this country has ever had!