Friday, September 27, 2019

Stephen King Is Not Clowning Around



Upon the new arrival of IT Chapter Two, a grueling 3 hour movie about a clown stalking adults there is yet another clown reboot movie. Can you guess? Joker, of course and boy is this movie getting hyped up. The new Joker movie is already getting Oscar chatter and Stephen King is pissed.

Stephen King best-selling author clocking in at about 84 books and several movie adaptions in his lifetime is entering into the battle of the clowns. " I am going to keep making clown stories until they are begging me to take their stupid Oscar." he stated after seeing the sub par reviews of his new IT movie. Like a review by Federico Furzan saying:

"The second chapter fails again. The TV adaptation didn't work. Now it fails to do so with unnecessary flashbacks and a dependence on visual effects."

Stephen King is over it and has been seen in full clown make-up roaming the streets calling for yet another reboot. He has been seen viciously writing a new clown novel in the hopes that it will not be adapted as a television movie. 

With multiple movie adaptions King is seeking blood for his Oscar. He will stop at nothing to maintain his superiority over the scary clown story. 

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Welcome to the Party

Hello!
This is a satirical blog that will give you a humorous incite into politics and various other topics. I try not to take myself too seriously and hope you don't either. I want to have fun on this blog and maybe get a little experimental. I am very much into meta-modernism as well as avant-garde artists such as Frank Zappa. I ask you to read this blog with an open-mind and try to have fun!